dream

I went into a McDonald's naked. I wasn't being a pervert, I was just too lazy to put clothes on and wanted to get something to eat. I saw some people that I knew and felt self conscious about the whole situation.
I put on a bathing suit and went swimming in a giant puddle in the parking lot.
The police got me. I tried to explain it all to them, but they thought I was a pervert. I was afraid that I would lose my new job. I managed to convince the police that I just wasn't thinking properly and hadn't been walking around naked on purpose. They agreed to take me for some kind of blood test to figure out if there was some reason that I wouldn't be thinking clearly. It was late and they had to catch a few more criminals before they could do the test on me. I was still hungry, so I asked if I could get something to eat. I got a big mac meal from McDonald's because I figured with a big mac meal coursing through my veins they would be sure to find something wrong with me.